I hate clowns
So you guys know the horror-movie "Amusement". We watched it last year, sometime between Christmas and New Year. Man, that movie is awesome...and creepy. It scared the shit out of me, let me tell you. It was a good thing we were at home when we watched it! I couldn´t sleep and all I could see were clowns, everywhere. I hate clowns. Always have and always will. When I was younger, before I even went to school, my grandfather used to take me to a circus now and then. He loved it and I was terrified. I think my disgust and that I feel a loathing for clowns started when one of them came up to me (I must have been four-five years old) and threw water in my face (from his flower) and then laughed his digusting laugh. I almost had a fit of hysterics. From then on I can´t stand clowns. If a clown even winks at me, than it´s game over for me.
Back to "Amusement". At first there are three different stories about three different girls who were, when they were younger, in the same class. Then there´s this weirdo (their classmate which they bullied) who kidnaps them, one by one. Later on all three of them are found in his cellar and there is some serious shit going on down there (sorry, my language, but it must be said). Anyway, the creepiest part is about the blonde who babysitts her nephews. It´s stormy and dark and she´s supposed to sleep in a room full of clown dolls. Who has creepy horror movie artifacts like evil clown dolls laying around their home??? There is a human-seized clown sitting in a chair next to the bed. You have all pretty much figured out already that that´s not a doll...when she goes to sleep the "doll" slowly turns his head and observes her (this totally freaked me out!) but of course she can´t see that. After going to the kitchen to get something or answering the phone, can´t remember, she returns and the clown...is gone!!!!!!!! I was suffocating when I saw this part!
I must have coulrophobia (abnormal or exaggerated fear of clowns, sufferers sometimes acquire a fear of clowns after having a bad experience with one personally (hallo, water in the face!). Well, I feel I need to point out that I´m not scared of Ronald McDonald or cartoon-clowns but humans dressed up in clowns and dolls...I just have to mention it again...I...hate...clowns...And guess what? A circus is coming to our town this weekend...hahahaha (a real hysterical laugh)...that´s so NOT funny...hilarious...I won´t even be here...hahaha!
What if one of their retarded clowns escapes and tries to get into our house? What if he sits by my bed when it´s dark and I can´t see him and he turns his head slowly from one side to another. Just thinking about that and I´m on the verge of tears. Last week when I was walking home from my work (10 minutes walking distance) a guy walked behind me. I could here his footsteps closer and closer and all I could think about was that he was a clown. I could already see his face in front of me. He just kept walking after me...until I came home and realized it was our neighbour. Maybe he likes clowns and even dresses up as one. Great, now I won´t even be able to sleep. Halloween pary this year; if somebody even considers coming to the party as a clown, I´m leaving town..or better yet, the country. Because I will not socialize with clowns.
Doesn´t this little fellow look like a clown? No, sorry, Viggo. Oh, wait! Maybe I can train him to become a clown-hunter.
Back to "Amusement". At first there are three different stories about three different girls who were, when they were younger, in the same class. Then there´s this weirdo (their classmate which they bullied) who kidnaps them, one by one. Later on all three of them are found in his cellar and there is some serious shit going on down there (sorry, my language, but it must be said). Anyway, the creepiest part is about the blonde who babysitts her nephews. It´s stormy and dark and she´s supposed to sleep in a room full of clown dolls. Who has creepy horror movie artifacts like evil clown dolls laying around their home??? There is a human-seized clown sitting in a chair next to the bed. You have all pretty much figured out already that that´s not a doll...when she goes to sleep the "doll" slowly turns his head and observes her (this totally freaked me out!) but of course she can´t see that. After going to the kitchen to get something or answering the phone, can´t remember, she returns and the clown...is gone!!!!!!!! I was suffocating when I saw this part!
I must have coulrophobia (abnormal or exaggerated fear of clowns, sufferers sometimes acquire a fear of clowns after having a bad experience with one personally (hallo, water in the face!). Well, I feel I need to point out that I´m not scared of Ronald McDonald or cartoon-clowns but humans dressed up in clowns and dolls...I just have to mention it again...I...hate...clowns...And guess what? A circus is coming to our town this weekend...hahahaha (a real hysterical laugh)...that´s so NOT funny...hilarious...I won´t even be here...hahaha!
What if one of their retarded clowns escapes and tries to get into our house? What if he sits by my bed when it´s dark and I can´t see him and he turns his head slowly from one side to another. Just thinking about that and I´m on the verge of tears. Last week when I was walking home from my work (10 minutes walking distance) a guy walked behind me. I could here his footsteps closer and closer and all I could think about was that he was a clown. I could already see his face in front of me. He just kept walking after me...until I came home and realized it was our neighbour. Maybe he likes clowns and even dresses up as one. Great, now I won´t even be able to sleep. Halloween pary this year; if somebody even considers coming to the party as a clown, I´m leaving town..or better yet, the country. Because I will not socialize with clowns.
Doesn´t this little fellow look like a clown? No, sorry, Viggo. Oh, wait! Maybe I can train him to become a clown-hunter.
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